I now have in my possession the latest attempt by the Dads Army, aka Pocklington Town Council, to produce an Emergency Plan.

The advice is “Do panic Captain Mainwaring”

They have redacted the contact details of the Politboro, aka the Emergency Committee, despite the fact that they have been made public before.

Why are public servants contact details top secret?

Emergency Committee

In the interests of public safety I make the following details available to the public.

• Councillor Terry Jones (H)01759 306746 (Chairman) (M)07914584484 (e) t_jones17@sky.com
• Councillor Alan Spademan (H) 01759 307064(M) 07950875306 (e)alan.spademan@gmail.com
• Councillor Graham Perry (H) 01759 304834 (M) 07703593403 (e) GperryCPA@aol.com
• Councillor Peter Winterton (H) 01759 30121 (M) 07833 538041 (e) peter.winterton@googlemail.com

If any of the above details are incorrect I invite the above listed to request updates of their details.

Full Emergency Plan

When I have stopped laughing I will publish the full Dads Army Emergency Plan.

After Three

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think we’re on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
‘Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England’s done?
Mr. Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty-one,
But he comes home each evening and he’s ready with his gun.
So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England’s done?